“17 Orchard Lane is the home of the Radleys and, despite their very best efforts, they are anything but normal”
“Was this the beginning, was this the true moment of conception? Was this the distant early meeting place that had engendered the pure gold baby?”
“She was like those girls who learned to dance with other girls, taking turns to be the man. They never got the hang of following, once they knew what it was like to lead”
“Hello and welcome to the new, handy, easy-to-wield Pocket Book of Boosh”
Simon’s Cat in ‘cat man do’
Simon Tofield walks us through how to draw the famous cat
“having been born into this strange life we must accept the wasted gamble of our days and take some satisfaction in the pleasure of leaving it all behind”
“Everything was beautiful. The merchandise was moving like crazy. I was sure that when I got back home for the summer I would have enough scratch to turn everybody green with envy”
“It was the twenty-fifth of July Nineteenth Hundred and Thirty-Eight, and Lisbon was glittering in the azure purity of an Atlantic breeze, Pereira maintains”
“If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever”
