Think Like a White Man

Conquering the World … While Black

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III & Nels Abbey

I, Dr Whytlaw III, the first and last word on white people, the alpha and omega of the White Man, will usher you safely through the woods. Have no fear. Walk with me.
Think Like a White Man by Dr Boulé Whytelaw III, Nels Abbey (Hardback ISBN 9781786894342) book cover

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A bold, satirical humour book on how to achieve success like a Great White Male

By following the White Man Commandments – namely, that winning justifies anything and everything – you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities.

With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back-burner and pretending racism doesn’t exist, Think Like a White Man teaches you how to understand, overcome and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.

“Cutting!! This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page. I had to laugh, because if I didn’t, I would cry”
Reni Eddo-lodge

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“I really can’t think of any comedian, satirist or journalist (with a sense of humour) that has made me laugh out so loud and be so stimulated intellectually at the same time. No messing people, Nels Abbey has written the most original book ever … It takes hold of your cerebral cortex then grabs your funny bone, and it doesn’t let go until the very end. Honestly. Even the appendices shine with brilliance. What kind of book is this? I don’t know. Just read it and see how difficult it is to put the label on the work of a true mastermind”
Benjamin Zephaniah

“I can’t recommend this book enough … Hilarious work from Nels Abbey”
Dane Baptiste

“I have no doubt this is the book to shake up 2019 the same way Reni Eddo-Lodge’s Why I’m No Longer Talking to White People about Race did 2017”
Derek Owusu
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“Hilariously captures the realities of working in corporate spaces … although lighthearted in tone, he approaches the topic with a level of care and understanding that allows readers to engage beyond the satire and confront the ways in which they navigate the workspace”

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III & Nels Abbey

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III is the Distinguished Professor of White People Studies at Bishop Lamonthood University and the Deputy Vice Chair of the Centre for (Trying to) Understand White People (CUWP).

He has written numerous successful TV shows, including Good Cops, Good White Folk and Other Wild Fantasies and Scientific Proof: The White Man’s Ice Is Indeed Colder. Since dictating the thesis of Think Like a White Man to Nels Abbey, he has neither been seen nor heard from.

Nels Abbey is a British-Nigerian writer and media executive based in London. This is his first book.