Think Like a White Man

A Satirical Guide to Conquering the World … While Black

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III & Nels Abbey

I, Dr Whytlaw III, the first and last word on white people, the alpha and omega of the White Man, will usher you safely through the woods. Have no fear. Walk with me.
Think Like a White Man by Dr Boulé Whytelaw III, Nels Abbey (Paperback ISBN 9781786894403) book cover

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A bold, satirical humour book on how to achieve success like a Great White Male, which Benjamin Zephaniah called ‘the work of a true mastermind’

‘This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page’ Reni Eddo-Lodge
‘Hilarious … This original approach to discussing race is funny, intellectual and timely’ Independent
‘The work of a true mastermind’ Benjamin Zephaniah

I learned early on that, for me as a black professional, to rise through the ranks and really attain power, I needed to adopt the most ruthless of mindsets possible: the mindset of the White Man who would tear your cheek from your face before he even considered turning his one first.

“Cutting!! This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page. I had to laugh, because if I didn’t, I would cry”
Reni Eddo-lodge

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“I really can’t think of any comedian, satirist or journalist (with a sense of humour) that has made me laugh out so loud and be so stimulated intellectually at the same time. No messing people, Nels Abbey has written the most original book ever … It takes hold of your cerebral cortex then grabs your funny bone, and it doesn’t let go until the very end. Honestly. Even the appendices shine with brilliance. What kind of book is this? I don’t know. Just read it and see how difficult it is to put the label on the work of a true mastermind”
Benjamin Zephaniah

“A book like no other, taking you on a thrill ride/thrill guide through the world of default white dominance. Nels Abbey has created a work of the blackest humour (pun intended) and it is unrepentantly rewarding … Wicked in every sense of the word.”
Jeffrey Boakye

“I can’t recommend this book enough … Hilarious work from Nels Abbey”
Dane Baptiste

“Hugely entertaining and entirely unapologetic … as comical as it is bleak”

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III & Nels Abbey

Dr Boulé Whytelaw III is the Distinguished Professor of White People Studies at Bishop Lamonthood University and the Deputy Vice Chair of the Centre for (Trying to) Understand White People (CTUWP).

He has written numerous successful TV shows, including Good Cops, Good White Folk and Other Wild Fantasies and Scientific Proof: The White Man’s Ice Is Indeed Colder. Since dictating the thesis of Think Like a White Man to Nels Abbey, he has neither been seen nor heard from.

Nels Abbey is a British-Nigerian writer and media executive based in London. This is his first book.

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